So ever since laura posted that horrible video clip of the "Taylor the Latte Boy", we've been singing it over and over again.. It is very annoying, and yet catchy at the same time.
However, I have a problem with Laura's example of running around the house singing "Hannah, the blackish pooch, I love her, I love her I loo-ove her.."
To me - that line just doesn't quite work. It doesn't flow nicely like "latte boy".. I mean c'mon "blackish pooch" instead of "latte boy??" Is "blackish" even a real word? OK maybe it is, but Hannah's just plain black; no "ish" about it...
So anyway... here's some suggestions for you to try instead....
(to the tune of "taylor, the latte boy" (obviously))
"Josie-- her Potty Ploys; We hate her, We hate her, We hate her."
"Rabbits, are not-a toy, bean scratches and bites and is mean."
and of course:
Hannah does not annoy; she'll fetch her bone, she'll fetch her toy.
Hannah, the shabbos goy, yes she 'll even work on the sabbath...
Oh, Hannah- she's not Bok Choy; cause what would we do with chink cabbage?
Oh, Hannah, she's such-a Joy, We love her, We love her, We love her...
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ohhhh dear.....
i didn't want to put ALL the lyrics in my original post, but since you've resorted to your own (with offensive terms even!), here you go:
Hannah, the blackish pooch
Give us a waggle, give us a smooooooch;
O-oh Hannah, the blackish pooch,
we love you, we love you, we loo-ove you.
(she's black (ish) b/c of the white splotch on her chest, and her tendency to look brown when she's in a full-on shed)
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