The Puke Song

A few weeks ago, Ben had a day where he couldn't keep any food down..  He ate a plate of waffles for breakfast, but had lost it within a few hours.  After that, anything he ate or drank came right back up.   Not even the pepto would stay down.

I sang him a song to cheer him up, and I guess he liked it, because he has sung it back to me several times since...  It went something like this...

The Puke Song

Why are the so many songs about rainbows,
but not many songs about Puke?

Nobody likes it when they have to Vomit.
But what else are you 'sposed to do?

It's not much fun when you're tummy feels Ookie.
It feels so wrong to up chuck-it.
but as soon as you think you're about to be pukey,
Just hurry and grab a buck-et!

La Da Da Dee Da Da Dum...
La Da DaGh [spit] DA [cough, gag]
La Da Daggghhghghh [spewwwww].